Get-Out-Of-Marriage-Free Card

I have a Get-Out-Of-Marriage-Free Card.  Do you?

Mine is Hugh Laurie.  Awww…yeah. 

The deal is that if when I meet him, I can leave my current marriage so that Hugh and I can live happily ever after.  No worries, no guilt, no fighting. 

Anderson Cooper used to be my Get-Out-Of-Marriage-Free card, but I’ve heard that he may appreciate the guys more than the girls.  Besides, Hugh has a sex-ahy accent. 

The thing that worries me is that LouLa has developed quite the affection for Hugh.  That could be a good thing, if when we find each other.  Her affections seem to be similar to mine, which could be a problem.  She loves House.  In fact, if she’s in her bedroom and hears the opening theme music come on, she’ll come out to the living room and ask, “Are you watching House?”  She’ll watch along with us.  She also recognized him on 101 Dalmations before I did.  That was kind of creepy.

This morning she called me into the kitchen to see something.  I went in (hell, I’m only running 15 minutes late already, what’s another 5 minutes?).  On the kitchen table was a newpaper insert magazine (American Pride, I think it’s called).  She showed me the cover and said, “That’s House!” 

That’s my girl.